| Lyrics: | "Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one
game show, The Joker's Wild!
Shaggy, tell us something about
tonight's contestants."
"Hey, motherfuckers
Get
ready for the killer show of this bitch
We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta
redneck
So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"
[Violent
J]
Woohoo!
Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?)
It's the
game show host with the most (Violent J)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop
copper, it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr. Pig-Man
packing that steel
But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel
Looks good, nice
try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die?
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
He
just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's
next down the line
Oh, the 43rd District judge
Hey pal, remember me
You threw me in
jail
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed, let me check
The Jokey,
hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the
games and fun?
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
The redneck that sicked his dog on
me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your
lips shut, cut off your toes
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on
the Joker's Wild
"Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead
bodies?"
"Jeffrey Dahmer."
"No, the correct answer would be your mother.
Shaggs?"
"Aww, shit, motherfuckers
Get ready for round two of this bitch
So, if |
