| Lyrics: | [Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy]
[Violent J]
I was never popular, this I'll
admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo!
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm
half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me, Mama and
Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's
where my free ti...well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked
three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK!
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a
frog with a turkey neck
gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I
need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But
fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah!
[Chorus]
You can call me Mad
Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule
eternity
[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch]
[Violent J]
I used so many
body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty?
They
all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come
on
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin
your fucking hides!"
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut
sack
Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and
Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the fucking window
I see a storms coming, almost time to
roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's
time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
Fuck! Shit! Didn't work
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