| Lyrics: | [Violent J]
So there you are, you're sittin' there, just kinda chillin'
A richie boy, you
look a little bit like Dylan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I'm gonna change a few
things around, here and there
Start with your eyes, I pluck 'em both out your head
And pull
your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead
Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in
your nose
And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
You're almost ready, gotta
fix you for the show tonight
But your lips, man, to me, they just don't look right
They
could be a little fatter, even more
So fuckin' fat that your lip is draggin' on the
floor
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it, tellin' what
you're all about
Set you up, 'cuz now you're ready, so open up the door
'Cuz at the House of
Wonders, you're the freak show
[Chorus x 2]
Carnival thrills
Carnival
shows
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
(Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
Another freak show
for the jugga-lugga-lo
So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! Ain't you a
pretty?
I think I'll start with the sillicone that's in your titty
I'll pull it out and put
it in your forehead and cheek
So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try to
run, chickie-poo, I'm just gettin' started
I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're
half-retarded
Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
Don't try to laugh now,
bitch, you look like her mom
You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin'
at
I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat
Then I'll stretch your fuckin'
lips and stick 'em |