| Lyrics: | Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells
jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
[gunshot]
Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as
hell rinking bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha
ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know
that he's commin, he's commin he must
Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
Turn on my tv the
very next day I see your gettin payed
leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the
buildin
Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch
Santa Claus is a fat
bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Another year I
aint get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ohh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in
the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe he
never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there
ain't nuttin in the cubbards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
Alls I need for Christmas is
my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help
me out
Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak
No kinda gift I didn't get
shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santas a fat
bitch
Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe)
Another year and I
ain't got shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust
your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the
ghettoo.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't des |