| Lyrics: | Na na na na na na na na na na na na na (4x)
AAAHHHH!
It's Friday night dark
scary
Lonely walkin' through the park cemetery.
And it's foggy cold and smoggy.
I hear a dog a howlin' doggie.
I'm scared shoulda brought a shotgun
Would've should've but I ain't got one.
But I'll watch my back and what's that?
The caretaker a dirty old hunchback.
Better run hide quick fast
He's comin' for
my ass wit a- shovel.
Nowhere to run or to hide but a gravepit,
So I dove in, I did
the dumb shit.
Took a fall, even at 6 foot.
Down the stairs hit a floor,
And
through a door.
Into a whole new world of stiffs,
Bodies, heads, and sexy little
dead chicks.
Club lights, sounds, bass.
DJ's spinnin' with maggots on their face.
But what I saw next that really took me.
Uhh! They did the headless boogie!
(chorus):
Hey, yo! I heard that ya died. (la la)
Fuck that! It's time to get
live! (la la)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride!
Lead to the left and slide! (the
headless boogie)
Hey, yo! I heard that ya died. (la la)
Fuck that! It's time
to get live! (la la)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride!
Lead to the left and
sliiide!
(End Chorus)
Awwww yeah!
We dug up the finest bitches in
the graveyard.
So c'mon down!
And if you ain't come to get your funk out,
Then get the fuck out, bitch!
They all stand straight, and swing to the side. (Uh!)
No heads, but they feet still glide. (Uh-Huh!)
Take a step back, twist and dive.
(Yeah!)
I even seen Kurt Cobain gettin' live!
No heads, but they all funky!
And drunk, drinkin' old spunky!
Don't be shy, everyone's able.
Hit the floor leave
your nugget on the table.
And kick step, but when you do kick soft,
If they're dead,
your legs might fall off.
The whole time, I can't belive, I can't concieve,
I don't
wanna... leave.
Hooooooe!
I'm kickin' into a freak with no head.
No face but
the rest is straight.
She's wit it, I hit it like a... G.
Her back fell off.... UGH!
Excuse me.
Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein.
Drinkin' Cisco Disco Dead wine.
Dead stiffs, comin' through the door.
Heads, fingers, and limbs on the floor.
I'm gettin' drunk, I wanna be down.
What's up? I wanna be the headless clown! (heh
hehehehe!)
They rolled out the jigsaw and got raw.
That ended it all, I did the
headless boogie.
(chorus)
Hey YO! Fuck that voodoo claw shit, bitch!
You comin' freakin with the real dead juggalos.
So come on by, and we'll chop your
nugget off
So you can freak that shiiit!
(chorus)
(chorus w/fade out
at end)
~J talking to Shaggs |
