| Lyrics: | "Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh)
"Do you like
Nel Carter?" (no)
"Good cuz you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors
And for
you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks)
"Say no more stupid ass, your death says
enough"
Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut
the fuckin door
You see, damn, cuz I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare
you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, cuz you know
my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your
butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you
something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha
But it scared you
cuz people don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it
(brrrr!!!)
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms,
the cereal rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, cut
em back out, wait, where you going?
Welcome to the house of horrors
Comes from
within me
Comes from within me, horrors, eh
"Honey, I'm not having a good
time"
"I know. Come on, this must be the way out."
Hey, what the fuck, come here
guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on, let's play some
cardback, I just gotta story
"Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?" sorry
Look
at that shit, "what?", you almost got me grounded
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound
it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling em up
your butthole
I'm a phantom, listen to me, ahhhhh
That didn't do it? How about this?
AHHHH!!!!
I'm so scary, they call me Joey Terrifying
Did you know that?, "yeah", no you
didn't I was lying
"I represent Igors
I'm yelling in town
I'm coming out of
southwest
WICKED CLOWNS!!!"
Bathroom? sure, it's right there down the
hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for y'all
(mumbles) I'm possessed
too
Wait a minute, eh, don't leave me yet, hey!
Welcome to the House of
Horrors
Comes from within me
Comes from within me, horrors, eh
Comes from
within me
Comes from within me, horrors, eh
"Honey?"
"What?"
"I'm
scared"
"I know, sweety, come on"
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you
something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about em, nothing
They're my boys, I just had
to give em props
And together we form the cyclops
Hahahahaha look at you, haha, you're a
bitch
Should I let your ass go? hahahaha, no
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the
bone
Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home
"Don't let the door hit you where
the good lord split you, bitch" |
