| Lyrics: | Ahhh! We did it! Woo!
We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass to snack on,
bitch!
So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherfucker!"
The first
little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He
likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I
rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
A
farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his
chicken feathers out
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place
He opened up his
door, and popped me in the face
And blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half
But
I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh (hehe)
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And
threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head
Since we out west, I had a little
fun
And pulled his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium
Three little piggies,
to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a
gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
snacks!
The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
And this little piggy is
a motherfucking dick
He sits on his bench and gets all the respect
But if I get a chance,
I'm goin' straight for the neck
He walked in the room, and everybody rose
Lopped off
bucket chillin' underneath my clothes
First they let the piggy, now you can finally
sit
But what this piggy don't know is he's about to get his neck wet
Now I see the
bailiff, I'm thinkin' what the fuck?
I can smoke this room before his hearing aid will pick it
up
Old-ass man, I let him get away
That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow
anyway
Here come the piggy, it's time for my case
His eyes are blood red with a wicked
lookin' face
He saw my joker's smile, and sentenced me to die
So I ragged on the bucket,
made it fuckin' rain pork rinds
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's
nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax
(yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
Three little piggies, to
make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a
gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
snacks!
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
He lives in a mansion on
his own private road
I started walking down it, the guard he told me wait
I bounced off
his head and did a Jackie Chan over the gate
Cuz this little piggy, must definitely
fry
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the
form of the devil
And pull it out the sky, and beat it with a shovel
People in my city,
they fightin for they meals
He sleeps on a mattress stuffed with hundred dollar bills
How
rich he is the devil, he never will admit it
So I'm a take his money stack and stuff his face
with it
Opened up his door, he's sleeping in his bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and laid it
upside his head
He begged for his life, I told him it's too late
And took away his dough
and watched the devil suffercate
Cuz I need...
Three little piggies, to make a piggy
pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I
might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
Three little
piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I
might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
snacks!
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you
hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax (yes)
The carnival's in town,
come and get your piggy snacks!
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing
like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might use a gun (no), I might use an ax
(yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks |
