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Lyrics for Piggy Pie Old School by Insane Clown Posse:
| | | Artist: | Insane Clown Posse |
| | Album: | Forgotten Freshness 2 | | Track: | Piggy Pie Old School | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 106 | | | | Lyrics: | Once upon a time there were three little pigs
who went out into the big world
To
build their homes and seek their fortunes.
The first little piggy his house is made
of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to fuck his sister
and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine!
I rode into town
with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster
The sheriff
at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his
Adam’s apple out!
Walked in the village and to the piggy's place
He opened up
his door and shot me in the face
And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!)
Axe in hand, I rose like the dead
And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head
Since we out west, I
grabbed a shotgun
And blew his fuckin tongue out the back of his cranium!!
CHORUS:
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like a sound when
you hear a piggy die
I might choose a gun (NO!)
I might choose an axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town- come and gets your piggy snacks
The second little piggy, his
house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a mother fuckin dick
He lays down
his rules and reads you your rights
In that funny looking car with the little blinking
lights
I drive a Volkswagen Bug 17 deep
Packed fulla Juggalos, lights out and we
creep
To the piggy station and lay on the horn
First piggy out- we blow his lungs
out his uniform
Now they in pursuit like Starski and Hutch
But there’s only
two of them-the rest are out to lunch
They call up Dunkon Doughnuts to gather up the rest
25 piggies with they bullet-proof vests
We lead them in a chase, they busting off
rounds
But now they all fucked cuz we at the Carney grounds
And they getting
swallowed by their very on greed
DARK CARNIVAL and wicked clowns because we need....
CHORUS 2x
The last little piggy, his house is made of gold
He lives in
a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it- the guard he told me wait
I snapped his fuckin neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate
Cuz this little
piggy must defiantly die!
How my life is looking off and toss it in the sky
And then
I watch the moon take the form of the devil
And pull it out the sky and beat it with a
shovel
People in my city, they fighting for they meals
He sleeps on a mattress
stuffed with hundred dollar bills
How rich, he is the devil- he never will admit it
So I'm 'a cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it
Opened up his door, he sleeping in his
bed
I grabbed a brick of gold and slapped it upside his head
He begged for his life,
I told him it’s too late
And tied his neck in a knot and watch him suffocate
Cuz I need...
CHORUS 4x | | | |
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