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Lyrics for The Shaggy Show by Insane Clown Posse:
| | | Artist: | Insane Clown Posse |
| | Album: | The Amazing Jeckle Brothers | | Track: | The Shaggy Show | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 115 | | | | Lyrics: | Announcer:]
From Southwest Detroit deep within Zug Island's industrial
waste
depositories it's Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime!
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hey! How ya
doin down there? I've got my cigarettes here!
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know
This is my sidekick Fat Pat
He goes
"Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!)
Anyhow on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late
night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha)
This lady's
got her left blinker on for an hour or more
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
Oh yeah, you
can feel the excitment right?
SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight
That's what I'm sayin
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Another motherfucker that well, some of you know
You see him with me a lot, he's like a
brother
Violent J's in this motherfucker
(I like that kid Violent J)
Hey
Mike! (What's up?)
How ya doin today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's
give a hand
To Mike E. Clarke and the Gangsta Fun Band!
We'll be right back with
Violent J
[Announcer:] (Playa hata:)
Do your homies have money? Are you
broke? (Yeah.)
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
(Straight up!)
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD.
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right!
(Aw hell yeah!)
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit
Offers the
finest in player hation tactics.
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater:
(Hey
man, fuck that fine ass bitch!)
Or the look shooker:
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at
least I ain't got no money!)
Or the never ending shooting star:
(Just cuz he got a
car he wanna be drivin that bitch!)
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation!
(Word up!)
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ok, my first guest, he's nutty as hell
He
just served a half a year in the county jail
Now he's back, for now at least
Hey
Violent J's in this bitch ass piece!
[Violent J]
What up y'all? (What up?)
What's happenin?
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin it
If I don't hurry up
and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass!
Anyway, been workin on
my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies Twisted
It's called Dark Lotus,
should I play some for y'all???
Hell naw
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I been
hearin a little of this and that
About you havin some kind of a panic attack
Tell
us, uh, is it true?
And when you have one, what the fuck do you do?
[Violent
J]
Well, I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee
And then all of a sudden, I'm like
GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin off pedestrians
Until they give me my shot of
calliphilestrian
But that's all over now, it's old hat
I'm a perfectly normal
necrophiliac
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it
I might grab your neck
and do bad things with it!
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well on that note, thank you J
(Sure)
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills?
Take your ass
backstage now and relax (I'm straight)
Snoop Dogg is comin up next!
Stay right here,
we'll be right back!
[Weird guy:]
I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I
like my chili so God damn hot
that you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful.
When a
workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for
that bottle of momma's God
Damn Hot Chili.
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard
bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce,
drippin
with noodle nuggets and Teaxs tough onions.
Mmmm mmmm that's hot, God Damn Hot.
Ask
for it by name.
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G!
[Snoop Dogg]
Look up in the sky, it's a
bird it's a plane
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin with the Insane
Clowns, get down
nigga, I represent the town
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound
I stay
gangsta like funk, I dropped a bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any MC that disagree with me
Step up and watch your muthafuckin ass meet the feet
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls
While
other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?)
They wanna be like you, they wanna try to
steal your flow
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so?
[Snoop Dogg]
It's
like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay em no attention
Oh, should I mention?
I'm all about the money
and ridin in cars with suspension
Bouncin, bankin up corners smokin dope
Smokin that
weed, hangin out with my locs and folks
Don't give a fuck about nothin at all
That's
why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg
Nigga
[Shaggy 2
Dope]
Snoop Dogg everybody!
Now we gotta bring a close to the party
(Already? What?)
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc
And thanks Snoop for that bag of
smoke (Get down)
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from
Letters to Cleo
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch
Ay yo Gangsta Fun,
show em how you got rich | | | |
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