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Lyrics for If by Insane Clown Posse:
| | | Artist: | Insane Clown Posse |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | If | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 126 | | | | Lyrics: | If I was your tv I'd be like "Look at me"
If I was a shooting star I'd be like "Peace!"
If I
was a fat bitches thong I'd be like "Hell naw!'
If I was a hotties thong I'd be like
"Awwww..."
If I was a cuss word I'd just be like "fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon I'd be
chillin' like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like
"man this is bullshit"
If I was the tires on your car I'd be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
If I was the
bumper on your car I'd be like "Aww fuck"
If I was a balloon I'd be like "pap"
If I was
Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say "the point
103"
If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like "umm...ok"
If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on
the cover and be like "fuck us! And
I won't read this, even us motherfucker!"
If I was your
mental stress I'd be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like
"THONNNKK!!"
If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like "Man why do
you try
to bite me every time we try to eat?"
If I was a chair I'd be like "Sit here"
If I was Kid
Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I'd be like "Shhh, quietly"
If I
was a price tag I'd be like "You ain't buying me"
If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like [records
scratch]
If I was Jam Master J I'd be like [records scratch]
If I was a cheap clock radio
I'd be like [static]
"Tune that motherfucker in"
If I was Barry White I'd be like "What up
y'all?"
If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like "Boing"
If I was your dead uncle I'd be like
"....."
If I was a raindrop I'd just be like "drip"
And If I had an ax to your neck I might
say "CHOP!"-acapo | | | |
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