| Lyrics: | 1st verse:]
Before you get married your sweetheart is your sweetheart to the dot
But after
you marry, your sweetheart, girls
Becomes your sweetheart not
Of course there are many
exceptions
To most ev'ry rule, but then
In this very case, any time, any place
Eleven
times out of ten
[chorus:]
After the honeymoo-oon
After the honeymoon
I'll
wager my life there are millions of men
Who wish that their wives were their sweethearts
again
After it's Mister and Missus
There's often a year between kisses
A sweet
wedding cake only gives you an ache
After the honeymoon
[2nd verse:]
Before
your engagement you want your love to stand and stand around
But after the wedding, it changes
to
"For goodness sake sit down!"
You want who you want in the summer
You get who you
want that fall
But after you've got who you wanted, it's not
The one whom you wanted at
all |
