| Lyrics: | 1st verse:]
Once I got stuck on a sweet little German
And oh what a German was
she
The best that was walking, well what's the use talking
Was just made to order for
me
So lovely, and witty, more yet she was pretty
You don't know until you have
tried
She had such a figure, it couldn't be bigger
And there was some more yet
beside
[chorus:]
Oh how that German could love
With a feeling that came from
the heart
She called me her honey, her angel, her money
She pushed ev'ry word out so
smart
She spoke like a speaker, and oh what a speech
Like no other speaker could
speak
Ach my what a German when she kissed her Herman
It stayed on my cheek for a
week
[2nd verse:]
This girl could squeeze, and it never would hurt
For that
lady knew just how to squeeze
Her loving was killing, more yet she was willing
You never
would have to say please
I just couldn't stop her, for dinner and supper
Some kisses and
hugs was the food
When she wasn't nice it was more better twice
When she's bad she was
better than good
[2nd chorus]
Oh how that German could love
With a sweetness
that's sweeter than sweet
Just say what you please, you would hug and you'd squeeze
Just
the shoes that she wore on her feet
Her smile was like money that somebody owed you
That
somebody wanted to give
When you felt like dying and she started sighing
Ach my it was
worthwhile to live
[3rd verse:]
Sometimes we'd love for a week at a time
And it
only would seem like a day
How well I remember, one night in December
I felt like the
middle of May
I'll bet all I'm worth that when she came on earth
All the angels went out
on parade
No other one turned up, I think that they burned up
The pattern from which she
was made
[3rd chorus:]
Oh how that German could love
With a love like you see
in a play
When she said, "My dear," it would ring in my ear
For a year, and a week and a
day
Her no was like yes, and her yes was like no
It was something like yes, it was,
well
When we got together ach donner und vetter
'Twas love with a capital "L |