| Lyrics: | What makes you think I'm crazy about you?
What makes you think I can't do without
you?
I've looked you over carefully
And if I never see you again, it's soon enough for
me
I hate the ground you walk upon
I hate the phone you talk upon
I hate 'most
ev'rything that you do
I hate that funny little mouth you drink with
That peanut on
your shoulders that you think with
I hate the rouge upon your lips
The polish on
your finger tips
I hate your eyes of heavenly blue
I hate the way you sigh, honest I
do
Outside of that, I love you
[Female version:]
I hate the way you comb
your hair
I hate the flashy clothes you wear
I hate the patent shine on your
shoe
I hate the closet that you keep your clothes in
I hate the handkerchief you
blow your nose in
I hate the smell of your cigar
The way you lean against a
bar
I hate the jokes you tell that are blue
I hate that fancy tie, honest I
do
Outside of that, I love you |
