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Lyrics for A Housewifes Revenge by Jewel:
| | | Artist: | Jewel |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | A Housewifes Revenge | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 70 | | | | Lyrics: | Seems like that man took my heart
[feels]
Laid it neatly out before him on the
floor
Then he put on the biggest
Heaviest winter boots he had
And stomped on it for
three hours,
Maybe four
And I hope his sorrells are ruined forever
Cause you know he
knows how to push my every button
Get down to my last nerve
Like the other day he
forgot to put his beer can
In the recycling bin
And he meant to do it on purpose Im
sure
So I might just have to tell him
Why his dog, ralph, that ran away three years
ago
Wont be coming home again
Cause you know he walks around the house
In his
underwear
Whenever my girlfriends come around
And perhaps if he were good looking
I
might feel a bit jealous, overzealous
But all I feel is embarrassed
Looking at him standing
there
And I hope he never finds his left slipper
And my psychiatrist says I should tell him
how I feel
He says, "oh great, I gotta listen to her snivel again"
So I have these little
unfulfilled fantasies
Of putting arsenic in his teacup
Wed see whod be laughing then
If
only he was the type to drink tea
Now I hear him come up the driveway
In his el
camino
With its black with a red-flame firebird on front
He keeps the keys to himself
He
wont take me out to the movies
Cause of football
So Ill just hold out on something
else
Ill never cook him another single hungry man tv dinner again
I say, "listen man, you
better treat me with some
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
Cause I gotta a whole lotta what you need
Then a
whole lot besides, and then still a whole lot more"
He said, "yeah, if you were talking
about your weight
That might be true - but otherwise all you give me is
Headache and
heartburn"
So I took his hu | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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