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Lyrics for Terminal Preppie by Kennedys Dead:
| | | Artist: | Kennedys Dead |
| | Album: | Plastic Surgery Disasters | | Track: | Terminal Preppie | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 88 | | | | Lyrics: | I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And
show off by the pool
I join the right clubs
Just to make an
impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead
My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation
John Belushi's my hero
I Lampoon
and ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports
Illustrated
I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends
No,
I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in
business
And be taught how to fuck
Win! Win!
I
always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless
machine
(chorus)
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
Terminal terminal terminal preppie
Terminal terminal terminal terminal
Terminal terminal terminal terminal
I want a wife with tits
Who
just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen
and wine
Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host
(chorus)
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
Terminal terminal
terminal preppie
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