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Lyrics for Wax The Booty by Kid Rock:
| | | Artist: | Kid Rock |
| | Album: | Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast | | Track: | Wax The Booty | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 78 | | | | Lyrics: | Voice Talking: Yeah, but you know people are scared to have conversations like this and
that's...and that's what it boils down to. When you see a guy you already know whether not you want
to fuck him, don't you?
Girl: Yep
Voice Talking: Guarenteed
Girl:
Yep
Alright we are gonna have a hot time in the old town tonight
See a fly
skinny on the avenue
My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew
Could not believe my
eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get
laid
Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that
my knees got weak
Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty
To get this freak and
co-wax the booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
Freaky freaky freak with the
nice size booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I gotta freak freak so I am gonna
wax her booty
Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak cut in
and started telling of the times
She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
And that is
when I contracted the rise in my Levis
Step into my crib she said the rise impressed
her
So without delay I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are
you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was
high rank
I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
She said no and
noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her
coochie
Headed fo her coochie
Grease it down real good
Headed for her
coochie
Dang that's good
Now when I got to her coochie I looked close to see
If
this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not so I said to myself Oh goody
And I
grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy
Started rocking this freak with my hands on her
butt
You should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up
Next I whispered in her ear baby
please turn over
And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover
Still tearin it up
on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin
But she was lovin it
all with her back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to
bark
Arf...Arf...Arf
Uhhhhhhh
Arf...Arf...Arf
Uhhhhhhh
Arf...Arf...Arf
Na na bop but nop but
Now if you think the story is over just listen to this
I
thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
Then I was searchin for a towel to clean
off my dickie
Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky
And to talk about gross heres
something sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
I
started trippin cause this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak she
was a sexual fiend
And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
She stuck
her finger in her booty and then she licked it
Oh now this girl was much more to me than a
freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty
But never the less I completed my duty
I got
this freak and co-waxed the booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I got the
freak and I waxed her booty
I love the booty, you love the booty
Hey freak come here and
let me wax your booty
Too short dont stop
Too short dont stop
Too short dont
stop the beat
Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch
Biiiiiiiitch
Now if you
like the booty come on fellas show it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow
it
And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you go home and
watch the tube with granny
Cause this is booty night non stop
With the number one wax and
me Kid Rock
So lets get hyped cause if I see you calm
I am gonna think that you are waxin
with Rosie Palm
I mean really how could you be so dumb
Just look at all the girls that
are dying to get some
Man, just dont be a wussy
And I'll garentee you could get a piece of
pussy
But to get it you have to realize
Dont brag to the freak about your dick
size
Man, thats not the way to win it
Cause it is not the length of your wond its the
magic in it
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
Freaky freaky freak with the nice
size booty
Wax that booty
Co-wax the booty
I got freaks and I wax those
booties
Voice Talking: Yeah, but you...you know...you know what I'm sayin. What kind
of popsicle you like?
Girl: What kind of popsicle?
Voice Talkng:
Yeah
Girl: Don't matter
Voice Talkng: Huh?
Girl: It don't
matter
Voice Talking: It don't matter?
Girl: Nope
Voice Talking: So what,
you gonna do that to mine, ain't you?
Girl: Nope
Voice Talking: Well you ought to.
I mean you ought to go run to the store and you know they would never know what you practicing for.
They'll like, "Girl you trying to put some weighty not a popsicle and in the back of your mind no
I'm practicing to suck Kid Rock's dick. You know? That would be kind of sweet, wouldn't it | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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