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Lyrics for Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed by Kinky Friedman:
| | | Artist: | Kinky Friedman |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 71 | | | | Lyrics: | (Kinky Friedman)
You uppity women I don't understand
Why you gotta go and try to act
like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the
kitchen, liberate the sink.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your
biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
Early every morning you're out on the
street
Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
You gave up your Maiden Form for Lent
And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
Every single brakeman that's
ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.
Eve said to Adam,
“Here's an apple you horseÂÂâ€
And Delilah defoliated
Samson's moss.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I
to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven
and your buns in the bed.
Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
Tearing up
their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean
And
your coffee makes my hair turn green.
So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,
Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
If you can't love a male chauvinist
You'd better cross me off your shopping list.
Get your biscuits in the oven and your
buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
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