| Lyrics: | There was the night before christmas,
when all through the house,
everybody was
stoned, even the mouse
Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled
down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden I heard such a cladder,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I
see?!
A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.
That's
the end of my story.Funny wasn't it, ya see?
One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my
dick all day |
