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Lyrics for You Cant Dance by LL Cool J:
| | | Artist: | LL Cool J |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | You Cant Dance | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 88 | | | | Lyrics: | He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the floor...
You look like a moron! Who let you in
the door?
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet's deformed.
They should slap you in
the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
You can't dance!
Why don't you just nail
your feet to the floor?
Homeboy, what's the use?
Anytime you wanna step aside a
party,
first think of an excuse.
You dance like a fat old lady
not sayin' that fat old
ladies ain't nice,
but every time you try to get one move right.
the old lady then did it
twice.
You can't dance!
You've been a dancing disco disaster,
the worst I ever
saw.
They should dropkick you on the neck
and drag you off the floor.
In every
discotheque, I see you there
in the middle of the crowd,
looking like you got eight or nine
left feet dragging all around.
You can't dance!
Take my advice, don't move!
You'll
never get the knack.
If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party
and wouldn't be coming
back.
On the floor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move.
You look like Ralph
Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
You can't dance!
You wanna come to my party?
I
wouldn't give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance lessons,
ended up in an
ambulance.
Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
You dance like you got
arthritis already,
what'll happen when you get old?
You can't dance!
Why are you so
stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around "can't dance"
people
when you were a "can't dance" kid.
You live in a "can't dance" house,
went out in
a "can't dance" car,
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