| Lyrics: | They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
And Jackie´s seen in a
Discoteque doin´ a brand new dance
And the White House social season should be
glitterin´ in gay
But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin´
The faucet is
a drippin´ and the kids are a bawlin´
One of ´em a toddlin´ and one is a
crawlin´
And one´s on the way
I´m glad Raquel Welch just signed a
million dollar pact
And Debbie´s out in Vegas workin´ up a brand new act
While
the t.v.´s showin´ newly weds, a real fun game to play
But here in Topeka, the
screen door´s a bangin´
The coffee´s boilin´ over and the wash needs a hangin´
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin´
And one´s on the way
Now what was I doin´? Jimmy get away from there
Darn, there goes the phone
Hello honey, what´s that you say?
You´re bringin´ a few old buddies home?
You´re callin´ from a bar?
Get away from there! No, not you honey
I was
talkin´ to the baby
Wait a minute, honey, the door bell
Honey, could you stop at
the market and...hello?, hello?
Well, I´ll be...
The girls in New York
City, they all march for women´s lib
And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to
live
And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today
Here in
Topeka, the flies are a buzzin´
The dog is a barkin´ and the floor needs a scrubbin´
One needs a spankin´ and one needs a huggin´
Lord, one´s on the way
Oh gee, I hope it ain´t twins, again |
