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Lyrics for Harper Valley P.T.A. by LORETTA LYNN:
| | | Artist: | LORETTA LYNN |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Harper Valley P.T.A. | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 59 | | | | Lyrics: | (Tom T. Hall)
I wanna tell you all a story bout the Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a
teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley's Junior High
Well her daughter come home one
afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley
PTA
Well the note said Mrs Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way too high
And it's
reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe
you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way
Yeah it was signed by the secretary Harper
Valley PTA
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were
sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the
blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting
of the Harper Valley PTA
Well now there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked me
for a date
And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away
And Mr Baker can
you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to
keep
Her window shades all pulled completely down
Mr Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed
too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a
little nip of gin
Well when you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not
fit
Well this is just a little Payton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No I
wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way
The day my mama socket it to
the Harper Valley PTA
Yeah my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA
My mama really socket
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