| Lyrics: | I ain't no Christian or no born again saint
I ain't no cowboy or Marxist D.A.
I ain't no
criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
I am just your average guy, trying to do what's
right
I'm just your average guy, an average guy
I am just an average guy, I'm just your
average guy
Average guy, I'm just your average guy
I'm average looking and I'm average
inside
I'm an average lover and I live in an average place
You wouldn't know me if you met
me face to face
I'm just your average guy, average guy
Average guy, I'm just an average
guy
I worry about money and taxes and such
I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to
the touch
I worry about my health and bowels
And the crime waves in the street
I'm
really just your average guy
Trying to stand on his own two feet
I'm just your average
guy, I'm just your average guy
I'm just your average guy, average guy
Average looks,
average taste, average height
An average waist, average in everything I do
My temperature is
98.2
I'm just your average guy, an average guy, average guy
I'm just an average guy,
average guy
I'm just your average guy ..., average |
