| Lyrics: | I am the bringer of your wishes,
Your saviour from doing work,
The washer of your
dishes,and
You'll still get you mid-day perk.
Estate agent,
Your mansion and pot of
gold,
All the home comforts,
Before you're getting tired and old.
One more
try,
Try to get what you've never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can't be
bad.
We can't all win,
Look it's happening,
The future's looking not so bleak,
A
thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week.
So when you hear me
coming,
Along halls and up the stairs,
Get the black teapot,
In the cupboard, under
chairs,
Forget all your wives tales,
Or forecasts and dividends,
E.R.N.I.E. feels
vibrations,
Only pays out to trusting friends.
One more try,
Try to get what you've
never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can't be bad.
We can't all
win,
Look it's happening,
The future's looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every
week.
A thousand winners every week.
Keep your hand on the bottle,
And your eyes
glued upon the set,
When the score cards come up,
Could be you for the big one
next.
Publicity, no thank you,
On the front page of the currant bun,
They think you
stink,
But in the pub you'll be number one.
One more try,
Try to get what you've
never had,
Five more bob,
For the whole world that can't be bad.
We can't all
win,
Look it's happening,
The future's looking not so bleak,
A thousand winners every
week.
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners every week.
A thousand winners
every week |
