I don't have much to offer
or anything at all
I look like death warmed over
you're like
a living doll
Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen
But I'm King Dork and I want you
to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o
I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen
You're
too dear to put a price on
and when I talk to you
You're more than Monty Python
Star
Trek or Dr. Who
You're much more than
MST3K or D
