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Lyrics for Happiness Hotel by Muppets:
| | | Artist: | Muppets |
| | Album: | The Great Muppet Caper | | Track: | Happiness Hotel | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 55 | | | | Lyrics: | Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace
There's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order
dinner
There's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kinda bumpy
And you need to
rest a spell
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel
If you've got luggage keep it
handy
But you're running out of luck
'Cause the bellhops ain't to organized
And the
elevator's stuck
Still if you don't mind friendly animals
And can learn to stand the
smell
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel
Welcome home
Oh, welcome
home
No matter where you wander
You will never do as well
Okay the lobby's looking
shabby
And it's got the wrong address
And the whole dern thing has been condemned by
'Merican Express
Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to
hell
Well welcome home to Happiness Hotel
Oh there are bugs
There are
bugs
And there are lice
There are lice
Sure we have our little problems
But
you'll never beat the price
You've got every kind of critter
You've got ev'ry kind of
pest
But we treat 'em all as equals
Jes' like any other guest
Though you're cleaner
than the others
Still as far as we can tell
You'll fit right in to Happiness
Hotel
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