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Lyrics for Kansas City by Oklahoma! Soundtrack:
| | | Artist: | Oklahoma! Soundtrack |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Kansas City | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 223 | | | | Lyrics: | Will:
I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y
By Sattidy I larned a thing or two
'Coz up to
then I didn't have an idy
Of whut the modren world was comin' to!
I counted twenty gas
buggies goin' by theirsel's
Almost ev'ry time I tuk a walk.
'Nen I put my ear to a Bell
Telephone
And a strange womern started in to talk!
Man 1:
To you?
Man 1:
Whut
next!
Men:
Yeak whut!
Will:
Whut next?
Gather 'round!
Ev'rythin's up to date
in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they c'n go!
They went and built a skyscraper
seven stories high,
About as high as a buildin' orta grow.
Ev'rythin's like a dream in
Kansas City,
It's better than a magic lantern show!
Y' c'n turn the radiator on
Whenever you want some heat.
With ev'ry kind o' comfort
Ev'ry house is all
complete.
You c'n walk to privies in the rain
And never wet your feet!
They've gone
about as fur as they c'n go,
Men:
Yes sir!
They've gone about as fur as they c'n
go!
Will:
Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City
They've gone about as fur as they c'n
go!
They got a big theayter they call a burleeque.
Fer fifty cents you c'n see a dandy
show.
Man 1:
Gals?
Will:
One of the gals was fat and pink and pretty,
As round
above as she was round below.
I could swear that she was padded
From her shoulder to her
heel,
But latter in the second act
When she began to peel
She proved that ev'rythin'
she had was absolutely real!
She went about as fur as she could go,
Men:
Yes
sir!
She went about as fur as she could go! | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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