| Lyrics: | That winter was a bad one,
for thirty days it snowed,
the minute school was over,
we
packed the care and hit the road.
It teetered there, the worse for wear.
A dude
ranch in decay, the bunk house leaked,
the stable reeked, I loved it right
away.
Chorus:
How the west was fun, like a leap from a haystack.
How the west
was fun, like a rodeo, like a flapjack!
I knew my heart had found it,
I knew my search was
done.
Oh, oh, oh how the west was fun!
I took a ride on Suicide, that was my trusty
steed.
Knocked down three tents, and electric fence.
And started a
stampede.
Then the hail storm and the locust swarm
that blotted out the
sun.
The quicksand pool was also cool!
And this was just day
one!
Chorus
Saddle up! Westward ho!
Let the station wagon roll!
I'm
one lucky daughter of a gun!
Oh, oh, oh, how the west was fun!
The lumpy bumps, the bats
and skunks,
the slimy things that lurk.
The sing alongs, those hokey songs,
For me,
the whole thing worked.
Chorus
Oh, oh, oh, how the west was fun!
Westward
ho! (to fade |
