| Lyrics: | Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.
Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the
morning?
Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's
sick.
Mary-Kate: How come?
Ashley: First grade. he can't take the
pressure.
It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day
I'll sit down in the
circle
and Miss Cunningham will say...
"Who's brought something special,
who would
like to share?"
I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!
Show and Tell, I just
can't take it
Show and Tell, I'll never make it
Everybody brings such interesting
things
But not me
Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!
Show and Tell, I've always
stunk at
Finding something cool
To show the other kids at school
Like Jennifer
brought a sea shell
Jessica showed her snake
Justin brought his new little brother
A
real live baby, give me a break!
Nicholas had a fossil
And Natalie had a skull
I
looked on my shelf and said to myself
"Dull, dull, dull!"
Show and Tell, the others
love it
He gets hives, just thinking of it
Anything I choose
Is sure to be a total
snooze
Once I brought a marble,
A really pretty marble
The kids said "Look...a
marble..."
I thought I was gonna die
A Show and Tell day victim
But Mondays,
now, I've licked them
I stand on two feet and tell a complete
Lie, lie,
lie!
Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!
Show and Tell-a hunter shot
mine!
Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell
Today? Ahh gee!
Show and Tell-a
freight train hit mine!
Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!
Had it in my hand-I just
don't
understand, where did it go?
Show and Tell-has lit a fire
In the heart of
this little liar-I didn't know
it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!
Show and Tell-my
brother ate it!
Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?
Show and Tell-turns out I was
allergic to it
and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe
and my mother said
"Drop
that thing before it kills you"
Honest!
Show and Tell |
