| Lyrics: | I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored.
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd.
I been Rolling
Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind.
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause rm
left-handed.
That's the hand I use, well, never mind!
I been Phil Spectored,
resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to
pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me
health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.
I knew a man, his brain so small,
He
couldn't think of nothing at all.
He's not the same as you and me.
He doesn't dig poetry.
He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan
Thomas,
Whoever he was.
The man ain't got no culture,
But its alright,
ma,
Everybody must get stoned.
I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered.
Andy
Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
Been Roy
Haleed and Art Garfunkeled.
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone |
