| Lyrics: | If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He
looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye
infection?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God He smells
good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the
bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling
Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any
seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple that
the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah,
yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked
cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created
earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His
own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching
home,
Does he just sit and smoke a bone |
