| Lyrics: | Headaches"
Headaches, headaches.
Aspirin commercials give me headaches.
Just
when I'm feeling chipper as you please,
That's when they show me all my sinus
cavities.
Headaches, headaches.
Those sponsors don't care how my head
aches.
See that announcer, he looks so fine.
His head should ache like
mine.
Headaches, headaches.
Those pounding hammers give me headaches.
They say
it once and then they say again,
Oh tension, pressure, pain, oh tension pressure
pain.
Headaches, headaches.
Those sponsors love it when my head aches.
Mother,
don't hand me those pills from the shelf.
I'd rather do it myself.
(Mommy, can't you
keep Daddy's car out of the driveway?!)
Headaches, headaches.
Those sponsors love it
when my head aches.
There is one remedy that's unsurpassed.
And their commercials give me
headaches "fast fast fast".
Headaches, headaches.
Aspirin commercials give me
headaches.
Today I swallowed the best cure yet.
I ate my TV set |
