| Lyrics: | from the musical "Oh, Streetcar!" featuring Chief Wiggum as The Narrator)
Wiggum:
Long before the SuperDome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the
damned called home.
Hear their hellish roundelay...
Cast:
New
Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores!
New Orleans!
Tacky, overpriced,
souvenir stores!
If you want to go to hell, you should make that trip,
To the Sodom and
Gomorrah on the Mississipp'!
New Orleans!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
New
Orleans!
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and
rank!
New Orleans |