| Lyrics: | if you wish to be our sitter,
please be sweet and never bitter,
help us with math and book
reports
might i add, eat my shorts
BART!!
just cuttin' through the treacle
if
maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
let me get, away with moider
teach us songs and magic
tricks
might i add, no fat chicks
HOMER!
the nanny we want is kindly and
sage
and one who will work for minimum wage
hurry nanny, things are grim,
I'll do
it!!
anyone but him *nods |