| Lyrics: | Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in a corner by
herself,
in a bar in downtown hell.
She heard a noise and looked to the
door
and saw a man she never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes,
a double chin
and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
and took an empty seat
next to her at the bar.
A brand new car is parked right outside,
How'd you like to go for
a ride?
She said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"
He said, " that's fine, may I
please buy you a drink."
One drink turned into three or four,
and they left and got into
his car..
and they drove away, some place real far.
"Now, babe, the time has
come..
How'd you like to have a little fun?"
And she said, " If we could only please be on
our way,
I would not run"
That's when things got out of control.
She
didnt want to, he had his way,
she said "Let's go", He said "No way"
"Come on babe, it's
your lucky day,
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
Dont be afraid, if it wasn't
for date rape, I'd never get laid."
He finished up, he started the car,
he turned
around and drove back to the bar.
He said, " Now baby, don't be sad,
In my opnion, you
weren't half bad"
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
hit him in the head,
now he's got a big scar.
Come on, party people, won't you listen to me
Date rape
style.
Next day, she went to her drawer,
looked up her local
attorney-at-law
went to the phone, dialeda police report,
then took the guys ass to
court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge,
he screamed "She lies, that
little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him twenty-five
years.
Now his heart is filled with tears...
One night, in jail it was getting
late,
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed, but the guards paid no
attention
to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
Moral of
the date rape story,
it does not pay to be drunk and horny..
But that's the way it had to
be,
they locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity for men of his
kind
Though he now takes it up the behind
But that's the way it had to be
they
locked him up and threw away the key..
Well, I can't take pity for men of his kind,
though
he now takes it up the behind.
Date rape |
