| Lyrics: | All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the
streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All
you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up,
Come along children and fuckin'
rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down
at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a
riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over
shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and
settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the
smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our
heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a
bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now
what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man,
it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new
land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do
it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two
Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two
Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the
bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're
banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two
Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two
Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or
ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working
on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's
go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now
on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about
that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah
yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh
my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh,
yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No!
No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go
down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I
have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone?
Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked
up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my
decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as
King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh
yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:]
Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes
everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine,
no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A
toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of
glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For
the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:]
Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city,
shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall,
hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no
one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one
here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause
everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is
Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:]
We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I
believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)]
Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in
God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with
this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some
lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu
dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my
breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the
breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee! |
