| Lyrics: | Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took
me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear,
And I need a job,
So I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
It's a
dirty story of a dirty man,
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is
working for the (Daily,Mirror)( a news paper, but I'm not sure on the spelling)
It's a steady
job,
But he wants to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer,
paperback writer.
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few.
I'll be writing more in a
week or two.
I could make it longer if you like the style.
I can change it 'round,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
If you really like it
you can have the rights.
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you must return
it you can send it here,
But I need a break,
And I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer,
paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback writer.
Paperback writer, paperback
writer.
Paperback writer |