| Lyrics: | It was during my 2nd senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His
spirit was trapped inside an
old Nana Shepard's bottle that Mom picked
out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom brought the
bottle inside and
sat it down on top of the TV. Then she told all of us kids to
gather
round, and then she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle, and how,
if she wanted
to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it
reminded her of an old TV show, and
Mom slapped her and called her a
heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I just still remember the
time
outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security guards to hold Mom down.
Jesus loves
me, yes I know
For the Bible tells me so
When I'm weak he makes me strong
That's why I
sing this song
If I die before I wake
Pray to him my soul don't take
Jesus loves me, yes
I know
It wasn't long before people from all over the world started coming to
our house
to see the bottle. At first I thought that this would make me
more popular at school. Instead it
seemed to have the opposite result.
Kids would stop and point at me in the hallway and say, |