| Lyrics: | There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
While her
mother gives her an enema, while her mother
While her mother gives her an enema, while her
mother
And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity
ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies, destroys
the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
She calls the doctor, said
look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor,
said look what I've done
Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then
the motel manager comes by
And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit
in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And the he puts it on like
lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick |
