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Lyrics for Orlando by Ugly Americans:
| | | Artist: | Ugly Americans |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Orlando | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 131 | | | | Lyrics: | I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in Orlando
And it was the morning of the last day of
the year
I didn't know who I was and I thought I might've been Evan Dando
But if I was him
than what the hell was I doing here
So I asked myself one simple question
What would I do
with the rest of my life
If I knew I couldn't fail I guess I'd get the hell
Out of Orlando
and find me a rich and beautiful wife
Cause I don't want to do a damn thing
And I want
to be appreciated
And I want to get paid well
And I don't want to be hated
I don't want
to do a damn thing except lie in the sun
And be loved loved loved loved loved by
everyone
So I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a porno
They said you
better have a credit card I said honey I'm pretty hard up
But I ain't got no visa I said honey
could you please uh help me
She said she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted
And I
was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to this
And I felt like a pervert but
goddamn it gets lonely
When you're sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybird
Down in
Orlando in the middle of the night
So I called up an old friend to see how he was
doing
But he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew him
So I said I had to go
then I couldn't take it any longer
You know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth
floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger
I tried to take a cold shower but I couldn't get
my nerve up
I just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hair
That was the worst
idea that I had all day
But goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a.
Then I
thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybird
And just what the hell does it look like an | | | |  Reddit | X / Twitter | Facebook | Copy link |
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