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Lyrics for Can You Type Mary Alice by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Can You Type Mary Alice | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 178 | | | | Lyrics: | Can you type, Mary Alice
My name is Mary Alice Jones and I have come to see
About
applying for a job with your company
I've plenty of experience and ability
I know that I
am qualified, so please consider me
Can you type, Mary Alice, can you type
Can your
fingers fly across those silver keys
Can you answer the telephone and operate a
dictaphone
And hike your skirt a bit above your knees
I don't think you understand
the reason I am here
I'm not a secretary and I'd like to make that clear
I've been to Yale
and Harvard and I have a law degree
I'd like to be a lawyer now in your
company
Please, I think someone has a problem and I think it is you
There is such a
thing as equal rights and I'm prepared to sue
I think you need a lawyer now more than you did
before
Good bye and I'll be seeing you out on the courtroom floor
O, I can type, Mr.
Johnson, I can type
My fingers will fly across those silver keys
I'm gonna hop on that
telephone, I'm gonna really hum that dictaphone
I'm gonna hang you by your ______ in legal
fees
You'd better learn to type, Mr. Johnson, You'd better learn to type
You better
get your fingers flying across your own damn keys
Your boss is gonna call you on his telephone,
unplug your dictaphone
I'm gonna hang you by your ______ in legal fees
Mr. Johnson,
you've got ugly knees.
from the singing of Leslie Berman
@feminist
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