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Lyrics for Canine Eneuretic by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Canine Eneuretic | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 168 | | | | Lyrics: | The Canine Eneuretic
(David Everett, Bob Gale)
Tune: The Man Who Broke
the Bank at Monte Carlo
As I trot along the pavement
With an independent
air,
The people stop and stare,
But I really couldn't care --
As each tree and
lamppost comes along,
I cock my leg and point my dong.
I'm the dog who fouls the pavements
up in Harlow
I'm a canine eneuretic,
I'm the son of Piddling Pete;
I flood the
drains and stop the trains
And once capsized the fleet.
From a firehose jet to a garden
spray
I can simulate a rainy day.
I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in
Harlow
From the top of Abercrombie Way
To the 'Swift' at Sherrard's Hatch,
I've never
met my match
On any grassy patch.
I'm a tropical storm, and a mountain stream
I'm a
one-dog hydroelectric scheme.
I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow
There
are lots of little fatherless dogs
In Harlow Town today,
But when they point at me
I
just point the other way.
'Cos to populate, you must copulate,
And I'd far rather
defecate,
I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow
And when I die and go to
Hell
And in my grave I'm laid,
Be careful where you tread,
Be sure it's on my
head,
'Cos if my bladder should happen to burst,
Remember it's women and children
first,
I'm the dog who fouls the pavements up in Harlow
@animal @parody @dog
@scatological
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