| Lyrics: | DR. FREUD
(David Lazar)
Oh, it happened in Vienna, not so very long ago,
When
not too many folks were getting sick
That a starving young physician tried to better his
position
By discovering what made his patients tick
Oh, Dr. Freud, oh, Dr.
Freud
How I wish that you'd been otherwise employed
For the set of circumstances sure
enhances the finances
Of the followers of Dr. Sigmund Freud
He forgot about
sclerosis, but invented the psychosis
And a hundred ways that sex could be enjoyed
He
adopted as his credo, "Down repression, up libido"
And that was the start of Dr. Sigmund
Freud
Now he analyzed the dreams of the teens and libertines
And he substituted
monologues for pills
He drew crowds just like Wells Sadler, when along came Jung &
Adler
Who said, "By God, there's gold in them thar ills"
They encountered no
resistance when they served as Freud's
assistants
As with Ego and with Id, they deftly
toyed
And instead of toting bedpans, they bore analytic deadpans
Those ambitious doctors,
Adler, Jung, and Freud
Now the big three have departed, not so the cult they
started
It's been carried on by many a goodly band
And to trauma, shock, and more shock,
someone went and added
Rorshach
Now the thing has got completely out of
hand
Now old men with double chinseys and a million would be Kinseys
Will discuss it
at the drop of a repression
I wouldn't be complaining, but for all the dough I'm paying
To
lie on someone's couch and say confession
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