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Lyrics for Fatal Glass Of Beer by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Fatal Glass Of Beer | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 209 | | | | Lyrics: | The Fatal Glass of Beer
(From Helen Ramsay, printed in Shay's More Pious Friends
etc.
Recorded by W. C. Fields)
There was a young man, and he came to New
York
To find himself a lucrative position befitting his talents.
And he hunted all
the Employment Agencies, but was nearly starved
to death,
When at last he got a job
in a stone quarry with all the other
college graduates.
And after work was
done, they lured him into a saloon,
And tempted him to drink a glass of beer.
But
he'd promised his Dear Old Mother that he never would imbibe
That he'd never touch his Lips to
a glass containing Liquor.
They laughed at him and Jeered, and they called him a
cow-yard
Till at last he clutched and drained that glass of beer.
When he saw what
he had Did, he dashed his glass upon the floor,
And staggered out the door with Delirium
Tremens.
And the first person that he met was a Salvation Army Lass,
And with one
blow he broke her tambourine!
When she saw what he had did, she placed a mark upon his
brow
With a kick that she had learned before she was sav-ed.
And the moral of this
tale is to shun that fatal glass,
And don't go around breaking other peoples'
tambourines.
@drink @death
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