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| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Finnegans Other Wake | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 258 | | | | Lyrics: | FINNEGAN'S OTHER WAKE
(Charlie Miller 1983)
Tim Finnegan was a moral man
A
member of the Majority,
A fine, upstanding Republican
With but one vice --- to water
ski.
Now one fine day to Pleasant Point
The dozers came --- ka-chug, ka-chug
They
pumped the Delaware River dry
And Tim was skiing in the mud.
cho: Whack-fol-a-dol,
now where's our river?
Give it back for goodness sake,
There's dead fish and
rocks and mud
But no more water in Finnegan's wake.
Now Tim he left the office
early
Strapped his skis on at the pier,
He shouted to the motor boat driver,
"Come
on! Get this thing in gear!"
The driver gunned the Chrysler engine
Tim grabbed the tow
rope without fear,
The prop churned gravel, the motor exploded
Found Tim in mud up to his
rear.
Tim, he looked around with horror
Said, "I voted for Ron, they can't do this
to me!"
I guess I'll have to use my noodle
To figure out how I can ski."
He got
himself a big Ford Bronco
Four-wheel drive and power brakes;
Tied his tow rope to the
bumper
A spray of mud was Finnegan's wake.
Now twenty miles south of
there
Philadelphians looked out to see
A muddy gap between Penn's Landing
And the
State of New Jersey.
But tho' container ships are stuck
The Olympia turned on her
side
They'd sooner drive the Delaware
Than to take I-95.
Now Tim awoke, to his
relief,
To find that it was all a dream.
They hadn't pumped out all the water
We
still had a running stream.
But PECO's nukes are very thirsty
They'll drink all the water
they can take
Hear the people, dump the pump
So we can swim in Finnegan's
wake.
@political @anti-nuke @parody
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