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Lyrics for Fling It Here Fling It There by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Fling It Here Fling It There | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 167 | | | | Lyrics: | FLING IT HERE, FLING IT THERE
C G C D / G C F / C G C / F C G
Way down on the
farm we are right up to date,
Farm mechanization's the byword of late.
For every task,
there's a gadget to match,
But our new muck-spreader's the best of the batch.
Fling it here, Fling it there,
If you're standing by then you'll all get your
share.
Now young Walter Hodgkins, he brought back a load
Of liquid manure from the
farm up the road.
He hummed to himself as he drove up the street,
And his load also
hummmmmmmmmmmed in the afternoon heat.
The muck-spreader had a mechanical fault,
And
a bump in the road turned in on with a jolt.
An odorous spray of manure it let fly
Without
fear or favor on all who passed by.
The cats and the dogs stank to high kingdom
come,
And the kiddies, browned off, ran home screaming to Mum.
The trail of sheer havoc
were terrible grim,
One open car were filled up to the brim.
The vicarage windows
were all open wide,
When a generous helping descended inside.
The vicar, at table, intoned
"Let us pray"
When manure from heaven came flying his way.
In garden, Miss Pringle
was quite scandalized.
"Good gracious!" she cried, "I've been fertilized."
While the
Methodist minister's teetotal wife
Were plastered for the very first time in her
life.
And all of this time Walter trundled along,
He was quite unaware there was
anything wrong,
Till a vision of woe flagged him down - what a sight!
A policeman all
covered in . . . you've got it right.
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Printed in The Jolly Herring,
copyright 1980 A. & C. Black Ltd.
filename[ FLNGHERE
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