| Lyrics: | Hi Fi, Stereo, Color TV
(John Cohen, Jay Ungar)
There was a
town in this country
And none of the children there could read, with a
cho: Hi fi,
stereo, color TV
Stereo, Color TV
For the printed page they had no use
And
they treated newspapers with abuse, with their
cho:
The School Board was
surprised indeed
To find out none of the kids could read, 'cause
of
cho:
To make sure all of the kids would pass
They replaced the teacher
in every class, with a
cho:
The children all soon learned to read,
And
then they found they had no nead, for a
cho:
So a plan was made by these
clever creatures
To record the lessons of their teachers, on a
cho:
With
a video receiver in every chair,
The children were free to roam anywhere, from
the
cho:
Now up on the hills they roam like elves
While the TV sets just
watch themselves, on the
cho:
Note: To the "Hi fie, diddle I diddle I fie"
version of Devil and
the Farmer's wife.
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