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| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | How Can I Keep From Swinging | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 151 | | | | Lyrics: | How Can I Keep From Swinging
Craig Johnson
Our life flows on, an endless
song
Of tedium and frustration.
With love grown old, and sex grown cold
What's left
for recreation?
And so we slumber by the tube,
But..Hark! The doorbell's ringing
It's Bob and Sal and Ted and Sue..
How can we keep from swinging?
We'll take a
drink to loosen up
And have some conversation,
Then intermingle on the floor
And
practise fornication.
So you grab mine and I'll take yours
While Manilow is
singing
By Golly! Did I lock the doors?
How can we keep from
swinging?
Since these new friends have come our way
Our lifestyle's been most
frightening;
Mazola parties every day,
And Kama Sutras nightly.
There's videos and
Polaroids
While lingerie we're flinging...
Creative use of chocolate fudge
How
can we keep from swinging?
So you do mine and I'll do yours,
And we'll do one
another.
Why not invite the folks nest door?
And likewise Dad and Mother?
And when
the months have passed away
And we're left sore and stinging,
We'll wish Aunt Mabel
hadn't come..
How can we keep from swinging?
from Bill Day's singing
@parody
@HARMONY @sex
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