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Lyrics for Humoresque by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Humoresque | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 153 | | | | Lyrics: | HUMORESQUE
Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the
train
Is standing in the station, I love you.
We encourage constipation
While
the train is in the station
Moonlight always makes me think of you
If you really
must pass water
Kindly call the Pullman porter
He'll place a vessel in your
vestibule
As I sit here tearing tissue
Oh, my darling, how I miss
you
Everything I do, I do for you.
Since I'm going with your daughter
I've had
trouble passing water
Sorry that I ever came to town
I'm the guy that did the
pushin'
Dirtied up the front seat cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside
down
Promenading in the park,
Goosing statues after dark
If Sherman's horse can
take it why can't you
To the tune of Humoresque
@bawdy
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