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| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Im My Own Grandpa | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 246 | | | | Lyrics: | I'm My Own Grandpa
(Moe Jaffe, Dwight Latham -- 1947)
Now many many
years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be.
This
widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon
they too were wed.
Oh, I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I
know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
This made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To
complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing
baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle
though it was very sad.
For if he was my uncle then that also made him brother
Of the
widow's grown-up daughter who of course was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son
who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife
is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife she's my
grandmother, too.
Now if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild,
And
every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case I
ever saw.
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
@family
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