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Lyrics for Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses by Unknown:
| | | Artist: | Unknown |
| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Little Mosesor At Least The Choruses | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 153 | | | | Lyrics: | Little Moses --- or at least the choruses
A moral young maiden named Clare
Was
having her first love affair
As she climbed into bed, she rev'rently said
"I wish to be
opened with care."
Before it was dark
She opened the ark
and found the sweet
infant was there
There was a young maid of Dundee
Who was raped by an ape in a
tree.
The result was quite horrid, all ass and no forehead
Twelve balls and a purple
goatee.
She called him her son
Her beautiful one
And sent for a nurse that was
there
There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose prick was so long that it bent.
To
save himself trouble, he folded it double
And instead of coming, he went.
His mother
so good
Did all that she could
To rear him and teach him with care
There was a
fat lady of China
Who'd a really enormous vagina.
And when she was dead, they painted it
red
And used it for docking a liner.
The Jews safely crossed while Pharaoh's
host
Was drowned in the waters and lost
There was a young monk from
Racine
Whose life was quite pious and clean.
He received extreme unction from anal
conjunction
With Monsignor Fulton J. Sheehan.
Then his labor did cease, he departed
in peace
And rests in the heaven above
also see LITMOSES
@bawdy
@limericks
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